Adventures of the day.

So, Ine, Jess (or should I say 'Jessie'), and I went to Zuma on Saturday. Well... we tried to go to Zuma, and all of the following happened instead.

1. We drove for 2.5 hours down PCH looking for a spot to park. Fail!

2. We decided to turn around and go to another beach instead. In the act of doing so, we almost killed a bicyclist. Why don't they ride on the side like they're supposed to?

3. We stopped at a ghetto gas station to go to the bathroom and saw some very interesting old ladies dressed in "way-too-tight" attire.

4. We found a "beach" to stop at. Let me describe this beach to you. It was surrounded by, I kid you not, a corn field or something of the like. It had more rocks than sand. There were some shady people and SCARY sights both in and out of the water.

5. As we walked along the beach, along came a lifeguard. He greeted us, and Ine tripped and pretty much took a nose dive. I proceeded to speed walk away from her and Jess... QUITE SPEEDILY!

6. Finally, we were done with our beach visit after two hours of tanning... by the way, my goal to be glowing and tan by the end of this summer is almost well accomplished.

7. As we proceeded back through the corn fields and rocky terrain, we almost got hit by a few cars, and Ine decided to say goodbye to the lifeguard. This time, no tripping.

8. We got back in our cars, drove back home along PCH, stopped at a Ralphs to use the restroom, and sang that song by Black Eyed Peas that I always forget the name of.

9. A few hours later... around 9:30 at night... Ine and Jess came over. I don't know why they came over? ha

10. Then, we all learned how to dance from YouTube. Jessica can 'jerk.' (it's a dance move)





The end. I like my friends. :)